{"id":151,"date":"2001-04-04T08:55:06","date_gmt":"2001-04-04T12:55:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dpad.ca\/wp\/2001\/the-second-comic\/"},"modified":"2001-04-04T08:55:06","modified_gmt":"2001-04-04T12:55:06","slug":"the-second-comic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dpad.ca\/wp1\/2001\/04\/04\/the-second-comic\/","title":{"rendered":"The Second Comic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dpad.ca\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/joe80x80.jpg?w=1080\" alt=\"Joe\" align=\"left\" hspace=\"5\" \/><em>This is the first time we see a customer asking The Tax Question, but full-blown mockery and denigration is saved for later. To say that we were asked to compute tax for people 20 times a day would not be an exaggeration. I always wanted to respond with a snide &#8220;if you have to ask, you can&#8217;t afford it&#8221;, but I needed the job and it beat working in the food court. But seriously folks, if you have to ask, you can&#8217;t afford it.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p align=\"justify\">Hey look, strip two is online and on time! That already puts us way ahead of most upstarts. I hope success doesn&#8217;t go to our heads, lest we start getting fat and lazy. Wait, we are fat and lazy. I guess that&#8217;s why we only do three strips a week instead of six or seven. Hey, you get what you pay for people.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of free, howabout we start getting some action going on in the forums? I know it&#8217;s early yet, but let&#8217;s hear what you think about this l&#8217;il strip of ours. I could also use some help solving the Tree Puzzle from land three in Black &amp; White. That thing&#8217;s a confusing bitch! I never did like trees much.<\/p>\n<p>Seeya Friday.<\/p>\n<p>-JBE<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the first time we see a customer asking The Tax Question, but full-blown mockery and denigration is saved for later. To say that we were asked to compute tax for people 20 times a day would not be an exaggeration. I always wanted to respond with a snide &#8230; <\/p>\n<div><a class=\"more-link bs-book_btn\" href=\"https:\/\/www.dpad.ca\/wp1\/2001\/04\/04\/the-second-comic\/\">Read More<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dpad.ca\/wp1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dpad.ca\/wp1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dpad.ca\/wp1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dpad.ca\/wp1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dpad.ca\/wp1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dpad.ca\/wp1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dpad.ca\/wp1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dpad.ca\/wp1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dpad.ca\/wp1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}