System of One

Everybody who’s sick of hearing about how Rogue Leader is the game of the century, cures cancer, etc. put your hands up. Okay, someone’s lying. Any console conversation I get into these days tends to go like this: Random Gamer: “So you got an Xbox?” Me: “Yeah” RG: “Why not …

Don’t Do Me Any Favours

Well what do you know, it’s Wednesday. I do believe I promised to share some juicy details about my latest acquisition today. Although, they aren’t so much juicy as they are simply details. But I’m a man of my word so here goes. This past weekend I decided it was …

What You Don’t Know…

So here’s the deal: It was a really busy weekend, which included my purchasing a certain next-generation console. But it’s 4am, I’m beat, and the site needs to go up NOW. That means no long newsie with juicy details. I’ll try to do that for you on Wednesday. Deal? Great. …

Better Tell the Rabbi

Oy it’s late. I’m still adjusting to my new work schedule, and it doesn’t get me home until after 10pm. The good news is I found time to do a strip. The bad news is I’m too tired to write anything significant here. I’m not sure how many of you …

Comparatively Speaking

Welcome to Wednesday. I’m going to be making this a really short newsie. It’s late, and I have enemy armour challenging my flank. I just hope that missle unit gets here in time, otherwise we’re going to be looking at some heavy losses. For those of you joining the campaign …

Getting to Know You

I’m gonna start this week off with a little bit of personal news, so feel free to skip this if you wish. Sunday was my last day in the employ of Electronics Boutique. Now don’t get excited, there’s no juicy story or scandal involved. I was simply offered a position …

Let’s Make a Deal

What, me late? Actually, yeah. I fell asleep early last night reading the new issue of MAD Magazine. I assure you, my unconscious state had nothing to do with the aforementioned publication. A few late nights just caught up with me, so today’s strip is a bit late. But you …

Everybody’s a Comedian

I find myself with little to say today, and while that usually doesn’t stop me, I think I’ll keep it brief for this update. I’ve noticed that traffic levels for the site have leveled off a bit, and being the hit whore that I am I’d love to see some …

Following Directions

Ah Monday, the beginning of the end of another week. It also means a new strip, and even a new poll. Not bad for nuthin’, eh? The last poll yielded some pretty interesting results. Apparently, the majority of you out there don’t play massively multiplayer online games. Those of you …

Armaani’s Sabbath: Too Many Opinions, Too Little Time

You might be wondering where Armaani’s Sabbath has been for the last couple of weeks, and the answer to that question is that it’s been on, well, sabbath. To make up for it, I’ve crafted a Deluxe Edition Sabbath Strip, a homage to misguided opinions. Today’s strip contains a reference …